June 04, 2015

Glass ring 

Sitting on the entryway railing. Not sure if the design is a cherry branch or a fallen-over Christmas tree.

May 1, 2015

The Encyclopedia Of Alpha : Women & Sex Vol 1

Not even opened. How can this help if you don't even listen to it? Personally, I'd love to know "6 simple steps that attract women to me".

January 02, 2015

Somewhat sexy woman's top hanging from the stairs hand-railing. Somehow this is fitting for after new years.

December 31, 2014

Amongst the pile of FREE goodies, potato-shaped salt & pepper shakers, a glass with a rock in it with the slogan "You said you wanted your whiskey on the ROCKS", 2 cute stuffed frogs and a really neat statue.


There were books too. I took the one titled "Dreams : Unlock the Secrets of your Subconscious" and learned that dreams about frogs signify "times when you suspect someone is not to be trusted, that you are being secretly persecuted, unfairly judged, misunderstood or excluded."
Whereas dreams about unfamiliar food "suggests you feel uncomfortable with your colleagues and acquaintances."

December 26, 2014

An unopened Christmas card and a Hello Kitty chapstick.

December 18, 2014

A brightly colored watch and an unsigned poem













The poem reads as follows:


Never Dull

I could cut like a knife
But I, keep my blade closed
Bite my lip, cuz a
Wiser man knows
This road forks less
When you stay above ground
These beasts sleep better
With a sweet soft sound

Won't hold no grudge
Can't afford to judge
My line is broken too
So I can't sling mud
But I can smile
And I can laugh
I can hold a moment and make it last

I can live
And I can love
And if your drownin baby
I can lift you above
I can dance
And I can sing
I can take from you
But I'd rather bring.

December 17, 2014

Small bowl filled with souvenir pins (currently being guarded by patches). One says "Attitude" and there's a tie pin with a sword on it. Most of these will have to go on my backpack.